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Horror     Rated R

Joel Winter is just your average Midwest kid until he meets a vampire in the forest. Over the years, Joel and the vampire Rachel become friends and he helps her feel by violently stabbing her and doing other nasty things. Rachel eventually leaves Joel and he must continue getting the fix of violence that he's used to. He also runs into his share of vampires along the way.

The cast many of which are very experience with micro budget cinema certainly appear to put in a full effort, but there's just not a whole lot of talent there.

A slit throat and some blood splatter during some off screen chainsaw use

They go out of there way to put in sex and nude scenes, except none of these scenes actually show anything.

Not an offensively bad movie, or one that really has any big flaws to point out. There is just no a ton of talent involved here, and the movie moves far to slow and teases far too much gore and nudity without showing any, that it was just very boring.