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Eulogy for a Vampire (2009)

Horror/Drama     Not Rated

Plot

A handsome young drifter is found unconscious near a remote monastery, where he joins forces with a vengeful spirit as he seduces and converts each of the monks to join his league of the undead.

Acting

Very solidly acted, and acting is probably the best feature of this movie

Gore

Some minor zombie like vampire attacks.

Sex/Nudity

A few gay sex scenes, that show man butt, and possible some penis flashes.

Final Thoughts

Lesbian vampires are very commonplace in movie because most men (myself included) are perverts and will buy anything with the word "lesbian" involved. What we get in this movie however is gay vampires, something which is very rare, and I'm not sure i've ever seen them feature before. The major difference here than in most lesbian vampire movies, is that they are gay for creative reasons, as it actually helps the story. Its not just a ploy to try to sell more DVD's. Now to the story, it was a decent enough one, but i don't think it was able to carry this very slow moving movie through its' entirety. Had this been made more like a traditionally vampire movie with a combination of action and story, i think it would have held up very well. However this movie is slow moving and although the finale, when the vampires (who act very much like zombies) finally show up,  is actually good, it takes WAY to long to get to that point. It drags a lot in the middle, but make up for it a bit at the end. For more info on this movie, which has apparently yet to receive a release date, please visit there web page.

Overall Rating

C-