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Horror/Comedy     Not Rated

Feature another terrible introduction from Lloyd Kaufman, that indy film makers love so much, however it is fortunately short, as by the time I found the remote to fast forward through it, the movie had started. The movie itself starts off with another cameo by Kaufman, this one pretty harmless, and also features established horror stars Elske McCain and Sean Cain (who directed Zombie flick "Silent Night Zombie Night" as well as upcoming horror starlett Scarlet Salem, all in smaller roles. Features decent performances from Greg Johnson and Carmela Wiese as the backwoods psychos.

Some oozing blood, but surprisingly light on gore.

Topless bloody incest "Sex" , as well as some conventional sex alter on. Also a clothed sex scenes, and male on male rape scenes, that leads to some fat man ass and penis.

I was hesitant to even watch this movie, as due to the name and fairly goofy looking cover art, i was expecting another grindhouse/explotation spoof, but I'm glad i did decide to watch it. It is a spoof of those genres from the past, however its really presented more as a straight horror movie, that becomes comical because of the situations, and not because of a bunch of bad jokes, and winks at the camera. Certainly funny in parts, and boring at times, but a pleasant surprise that is still entertaining more often than not. The story is completely ludicrous, and the characters are way over top but it didn't bother me since they where treated as if they where normal. There is apparently a sequel in the works, which i plan on seeing when the time comes, and I recommend you do as well.