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Horror/Comedy     Not Rated

So you want to make a movie. You tell yourself time and time again, "I can write, direct, produce, star in, and edit. All I need is 4 "B" actors, 20 gallons of red paint and a monkey to work the fog machine. But what if their lives get in the way: meaningless jobs, families and bitch girlfriends? What if the actors laugh take after take and waste valuable time discussing other movies? Could you edit something together? What if your writers' main concerns are creating characters and dialogue that have depth? People aren't going to be listening to what's being said. They want to see a pair of tits tied to a tree. How can you make them understand the importance of completing your film? And what if everyone walks out on you? How far are you willing to go to finish your movie?

Completely average in all ways

There is a good amount of gore, however, nothing new or special.

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The tag line of this movie is "Less Bore....More Gore", but I'd say the two are about even, as this movie offer nothing new at all, its the same horror movie turned snuff film plot, and its not a very good one (not even the best i have seen today), although there are certainly a lot worse.. Not totally bad, but there gore promised isnot quite delivered and there are very few funny moments