Night Train To Terror (1985)
Horror Rated R
Plot
God and Satan are on a train discussing the fate of three individuals. The stories of the people in question are told in a trio of very strange vignettes. One involves an insane anylum with some very interesting treatment plans. Another involves a 'death club'. The final story shows us the adventures of a server of Satan.
Acting
Pretty bad, worse than most low budget 80's slahers. Features stars Cameron Mitchel, John Phillip Law, and Richard moll in small roles as well as "Lu Sifer" as The Devil and "God" as himself.
Gore
Severed limbs and head, and exploding head, face melting, and stabbings and disembowelment.
Sex/Nudity
A topless torture "victim", and a few topless make-out scenes.
Final Thoughts
WOW, how ridiculous is this movie. It centers around god and the devil playing a game of one-upsmanship on a train. It has below average acting, bad dialogue and cheap stop motion special effects. Well deserves its comparisons to Plan 9 as one of the worst movies ever made, but I would call it cheesy entertainment and a good bad movie. Definitely a must see for bad movie fans.
Overall Rating
B-
