So Mort It Be (2004)
Horror Not Rated
Plot
Jack and Dante are the best of friends, and like so many college students, are led strictly by their libido. Lilith is an absolutely gorgeous gothic girl who just transferred to the university, and like so many psychotics, she is led strictly by her blinding desire to bathe in the blood of men. Ironically, Dante crosses paths with Lilith and falls deeply in love . . . in love with the idea of falling into bed with her. But these two fools are not aware of her deadly secret.
In Dante's elaborate plan to seduce the succubus, he and Jack invite her to a séance at an old mansion that Jack was to look after while the owner was away for the weekend. Of course the guys do a little bit of dabbling in the mansion before the girls arrive, and in their ignorance, manage to unleash thousands of menacing little monsters into the house. In this Hell-arious dark comedy, it becomes Jack and Dante's mission to drive out the monsters over-taking the house before the girls arrive.
Will these idiots survive the monsters? Will they survive the cult girls? Will they survive themselves? Only time will tell.
In Dante's elaborate plan to seduce the succubus, he and Jack invite her to a séance at an old mansion that Jack was to look after while the owner was away for the weekend. Of course the guys do a little bit of dabbling in the mansion before the girls arrive, and in their ignorance, manage to unleash thousands of menacing little monsters into the house. In this Hell-arious dark comedy, it becomes Jack and Dante's mission to drive out the monsters over-taking the house before the girls arrive.
Will these idiots survive the monsters? Will they survive the cult girls? Will they survive themselves? Only time will tell.
Acting
Lead actress Michelle DeMars and star/writer/director/producer/cinematographer/FX guy Fabian Rush are strong, but the supporting cast is quite week.
Gore
Theres some bad CGI blood, but nothing at all special
Sex/Nudity
Theres alot of near nudity, but they never pull the trigger and show it.
Final Thougths
This is a very lackluster attempt at a micro budget shocker, with some terribly bad CGI scenery, which wouldn't have added anything even if it looked good. Its also overlong and just very boring and poorly written with the only real highlights being some decent performances from the lead actors.
Overall Rating
D+