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Comedy/Horror     Not Rated

While on their way home for Thanksgiving break, five college kids run afoul of a homicidal turkey that wants them dead. As the cursed bird hunts them down one by one, the survivors scramble to find a way to defeat the possessed creature. Will the bloodthirsty turkey make this their last Thanksgiving feast ever?

There is no acting talent involved in this what-so-ever, but there are a few quite charismatic performances, pareticularly from Ryan Francis, as the geek in the cool crowd, and "General Bastard" and the yocal out for revenge.

One guy is graphically decapitated with a hunting knife, a man is shot from inside his stomach by a turkey and the outcome is show in graphic detail. Also has some tamer death scenes involving turkey peckings, a tuker carver and tradition gunshot to the head.

Movie opens with a close up of the breasts of an older pilgrim women(by horror movie standards at least), who is apparently a porn star, who then runs through the woods before dying. There is also a scene, where a fully clothed girl is raped by a Turkey.

This movie is as over the top, poorly and goofy as you will ever see a movie. It is however quite enjoyable and often quite finally. The writers and directors appear to be very inventive people and i was glad to see at the end of the movie that they plan on making this a series of movies. Very enjoyable for fans of over the top cheese, however if thats not your thing, stay far far away from this movie.