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Horror/Thriller     Rated R

Two pretty but ditsy American girls are on a road trip through Europe. In Germany, they end up alone at night with a broken car in the woods. They search for help and find an isolated villa. The next day, they awaken to find themselves trapped in a terrifying makeshift basement hospital along with a Japanese man. An older German man identifies himself as a retired surgeon specialized in separating Siamese twins. However, his three "patients" are not about to be separated but joined together in a horrific operation. He plans to be the first person to connect people via their gastric systems. By doing so, he plans to bring to life his sick lifetime fantasy, the human centipede.

It was fine, but most of the casts roles just consisted of them kneel down and moaning.

Minimal, I think.

The girls show there breasts while part of the "centipede"

One of the most hyped, ans supposedly most shocking horror movie of the year, but to me the only thing shocking was how incredibly BORING this crap was. The storyline was incredible bad, with one of the dumbest and least interesting movie villains even filmed. Easily one of the 3 or 4 most over-hyped pieces of crap I've ever seen. The only thing sadder, is that I will likely watch part 2 whenever it gets release, since I am glutton for cinematic punishment, but I implore none of you to see either of them.