Vampire Dentist (2006)
Comedy/Horror Not Rated
Plot
After graduation, two young dentists can't get a proper position with a dental partnership or a practice of their own. Dr. Moe Lars because of his low marks and Dr. Pierce Able because of his bad credit rating from his compulsive Internet gambling. Auntie Mae Lars has run out of money from sending her nephew Dr. Moe Lars to dental school and now setting him up in a rundown warehouse. Dr. Pierce Able funds his gambling with a new city incentive to give free dental care to welfare and low-income patients behind his partners back. After an ad for after-hours sharing of the dental location brings a few legitimate dentists who, once they see the type of street clients and working conditions, run away. After sunset, Dr. Drek Vam Dent, smooth and cold-handed, arrives and takes the dark hours dental shift. A gang of shadow-walker vampires harasses Dr. Vam Dent as his good service attracts both good and bad vampires with all types of ailments. Some vampires want to put the bite on Dr. Moe Lars when he comes to help the growing 'night shift'. When Count Vam Dent brings an amulet for protection, Dr. Vam Dent decides to change some willing humans to the dark side.
Acting
There is actually some acting talent here.
Gore
None
Sex/Nudity
None
Final Thoughts
Absolutely awful movie, as no good elements of gore, and not a single joke or gag land, one of the absolute most worthless pieces of crap i have ever seen. A huge disappointment since i think some of the actor's involved here are talented and if treated right this could have been an solid piece of cheese. Christine Woodward the writer, director, and produce also made Marina Monster and Sharp Teeth which are by no means good movie, but much better than this crap. stay far far away. If your only other choice is "Malibu Beach Vampires" than watch this, but thats the only reason this should ever get within 100 yard of your dvd player. The news only gets worse, as at the and of the movie it claims (and there website confirms) that there is a sequel in the works.
Overall Rating
F
