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Horror/Comedy     Not Rated

On the darkest night of the year, when Satan is allowed free reign to walk the earth, a motley crew of Satanists kidnap a sharp tongued southern waitress to be a given up as the Dark One's bride and mortal host of the antichrist. But when her rowdy redneck friends botch up the ritual in a violent rescue attempt, all power of hell is inadvertently transferred into the most unlikely of hosts: a sacrificed chicken! Now, the Satanists and Rednecks battle one another as an evil most fowl threatens to swallow their souls and transform them into a demonic army of the walking dead! Who will survive the terror of Zombeak!?

Really terribly overacted, but that was likely intentional.

Heads gunned off and brains spilled.

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A semi-inventive, kind of old school,  but very stupid "zombie" movie. The story was too ridiculous to be very enjoyable and combined with the bad acting, and sound issues mad for a bit of a rough time. Nnot completely unwatchable, but not a film i would choose.